You might be a Redneck Deerfarmer.....

[CurtisLloyd]

The criteria for the forum is you must think what you did DC would have done..... You might be a Redneck deer farmer if.....


You might be a Redneck deer farmer if you can remember all you deer birthdays, their sires,dams grand dams, grand sires....the weather on the day they were born, where in the pen you picked them up,but call your wife dear because you can't remember her name.You might be a Redneck deer farmer.

[dcwhitetails]

ok curtis i play you must be red neck if you got oats, and trees, groing in bed of new ford pickup. you dont clean out till you take wife to walmart and embarass her ,go home she cleans your truck for you it either okie or redneck:eek:

[ikoff]

You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you milk your favorite doe, get some good pictures, and then when you get to Walmart you find that there was no film in the camera!:D

[IndependenceRanch]

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you bought semen and when the tank came you took the straws and put them in your freezer for storage:eek::eek::eek:
That wouldn't be so funny except I have heard it has happened.

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you taste your deer feed sometimes. Oh wait that one is me:o:o:o

[PaintedMeadowsBJs]

You might be a redneck if you spend more money on deer medicine and food for deer than you do on yourself...and your deer are insured for more than you are...:rolleyes:

[dcwhitetails]

you also migh be red neck if you think foxvalley makes better pancakes.you might be red neck if you spend 20 gas to go save coupl bucks on feed:eek:

[ikoff]

You also might be a redneck if your best doe turns out to be a ho.:eek:

[dcwhitetails]

You also might be a redneck if your best doe turns out to be a ho.:eek: you are redneck if hoe doe turns out was a buck!:eek:and your still hoping for fawns!

[Droptine]

You might be a redneck Deer Farmer if you take more pictures of your deer than you do of your own kids :)

[Scrapelineranch]

You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you put a tatoo saying "Mom" in all of your bucks right ear.

[PaintedMeadowsBJs]

Steve,
My mom yells at me all the time....

[Scrapelineranch]

You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you call someone named Bob, Steve!!

[WRW_2]

You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you drive 15 hours to PA on Tuesday and then turn around and drive 15 hours back to MO on Wednesday to pick up 1 doe fawn started on bottle...

Yes, we did that this year.


Later

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you drive all the way to Todd Morgan's house/office for a "Wednesday Night No Reserve Auction"

[ikoff]

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you bottle-feed your fawns in the morning and then put the leftover milkreplacer on your kid's cereal.:eek:

[PaintedMeadowsBJs]

You might be a redneck if you call someone a redneck thikin' they were talking to one redneck when I was talkin to another redneck;)
I was talking to Steve about the picture thing...:D

[Rustyblaster]

You might be a redneck if you invite your wife out to the deer pen to spend some "quality time" together.:D

If you day dream of your does rolling in the hay with Maxbo... you might be a deer farming redneck!

If you haved ever considered collecting or intercepting... you might be a redneck!

If you have tried to get your family doctor to write you a prescription for telezol... you might be a deer farmer redneck.

If you are pimp tracking hoe doe info on a calendar you might be deer farming redneck.

If you handle starts with a D :rolleyes:and ends with a C :eek::Dyou might be a deer farmin' redneck.

Hey Roger, I have tasted feed too.:p If it ain't good enough for me then not good enough for my girls and antlered ones.

Guys! This is a funny thread! Keep 'em comin'!

[dcwhitetails]

Iknow all these red necks, you might be a redneck if you spend 16 hrs a day looking at deer farmer.com

[Rustyblaster]

And the other 8 hours dreaming bout it!

[dcwhitetails]

you guilty!!! you might be a redneck deerfarmer if you spend your paycheck every week on W-E you might be a redneck if you park boat out in rain let deer have the shelter, when they dont get out of rain,

[ikoff]

You might be a Canadian deer farmer if you post on this forum and then you have to go back and edit out the word "eh?" thats at the end of every sentence!:D You betcha!

[dcwhitetails]

getting windy here ,you might be red neck if you put up new fence in front, under big dead elm tree blowing around !! they be fine you might be red neck if you do!!

[Rustyblaster]

You might be a redneck if you start looking around your yard to further this thread!

[Droptine]

If you day dream of your does rolling in the hay with Maxbo... Now that's funny :D

[ANTLER VALLEY]

You might be a RN Farmer if you send your 8 year-old son through the chute to demonstrate how it works to someone on a farm tour :) even though you and your son both know that when the floor drops, his nuts will be what is holding his feet off the floor.

[ANTLER VALLEY]

Or if you cut a deer open and realized you are short on suture so you rob some fishing line from your boat to finish the deal.

[TRIPLE R WHITETAILS]

If you've considered running your does around in the pen hoping to stress them into
having earlier fawns to increase your hopes of having AI'D babies !!!! (tough year 3 out of 8 and two were singles)

[ER Whitetails]

You might be a redneck deerfarmer if your boss is about to fire you cause you keep leaving work to make sure hoe doe hasn't ran cover buck to death..

[Droptine]

3 yr old from RDM Highgoer

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you get confused on what thread your on and post pictures of your bucks :D;):cool::D

[WillPenn Whitetails]

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you get confused on what thread your on and post pictures of your bucks :D;):cool::D

Too funny.

[Rustyblaster]

You might be a redneck if you have written down even just one idea from this thread to make your farm run a little smoother!

If your smile is about as toothy of a smile as a deer's... you might be a redneck!

[Bruce]

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you "cut one" and notice it smells like fawn poop!

[allenb]

Thats a good one Reed. But does the same thing apply if I, I mean a person looks deep into the eyes of a beautiful young Buck while caressing his face.:);):rolleyes::D:D Allen

[allenb]

Jay,I had forgoten about the drop chute picture:p. I believe that would definetly qualify. One of the true gooduns. Allen

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

you know you're a redneck junior deer farmer when you get your mom a pair of earings for her birthday that have numbers in them...

[allenb]

That is a good thought Isaac. My 30th wedding anniversity is June 16. What a great gift idea 30/30.;);):):D

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You can try it if you want.

[wthollow]

You might be a redneck if you give your vet a bucket to collect the doe-in-heat urine while he is doing the AI.He is getting really good at getting the bucket under her quick.We do sell deer scent so its like gold i dont know if that would even make it any less redneck.The scary part is reading all these post i think have done 75% of them.

[Scrapelineranch]

"I AIN'T 'ever " said I WASN'T a redneck!!!" (spelling intentional). I just worked with the Sons of the Confederacy to place a Confederate headstone on my great-great grandpa's grave. It had previously been an unmarked grave. Marcus Edward Linton, 18th Tennessee Vol. Infantry. Wounded at the battle of Buzzard's Roost, Georgia. His dad, J.B. Linton was with the 24th Tn. Vol's. ...On my Taylor side my great grandfather, Edward Elias Taylor AND his father, James was with the 7th Illinois Inf., Union Army. James recruited four vol's for the 7th Il. Himself, two sons and a nephew. The nephew, Newton Taylor was K.I.A. against the confederate forces.

[Mitch P]

You might be a redneck, if ya kiss your fawns good nite and ask your wife what`s she`s making you for breakfast. :D

NO french kissing ZZ !!!! Those little teeth are sharp !!!! :eek:

[ZZ Whitetails]

Mitch, my long hair covers up my redneck! ZZ

[Scott Heinrich]

If you have traces of deer poop under your fingernails.........you might be a redneck
If your house is surrounded by an 8' tall fence.........you might be a redneck
If you have 10 playpens in your living room with fawns in them.........you might be a redneck
If you clean your dart gun with a gleem in your eyes.........you might be a redneck
If you have photos of all your fawns on the mantle.........you might be a redneck
If you have a $30K horse trailer with the living quarters removed to haul more deer.........you might be a redneck
If you have a "sharps" container in your kitchen.........you might be a redneck
If you self administer a dose of LA-200 when you have the flu.........you might be a redneck
If your trauma kit contains 4 bottles of super-glue.........you might be a redneck
If you miss your grandson's kindergarten gratuation because you were waiting for Maxbo fawns to be born.........you might be a redneck

[Droptine]

If you have traces of deer poop under your fingernails.........you might be a redneck
If your house is surrounded by an 8' tall fence.........you might be a redneck
If you have 10 playpens in your living room with fawns in them.........you might be a redneck
If you clean your dart gun with a gleem in your eyes.........you might be a redneck
If you have photos of all your fawns on the mantle.........you might be a redneck
If you have a $30K horse trailer with the living quarters removed to haul more deer.........you might be a redneck
If you have a "sharps" container in your kitchen.........you might be a redneck
If you self administer a dose of LA-200 when you have the flu.........you might be a redneck
If your trauma kit contains 4 bottles of super-glue.........you might be a redneck
If you miss your grandson's kindergarten gratuation because you were waiting for Maxbo fawns to be born.........you might be a redneck

All classics :D

[Rustyblaster]

Reed, You are just jealous I have the cute doe!

Allen, I always envisioned you scolding the buck in avatar for not playing well with others.

You must be a redneck if Jay can crack on you!

[allenb]

Has anyone ever dreamed about milking Rusty's cute doe?:D:D:D

[PaintedMeadowsBJs]

You might be a redneck if...... The hardest decision you have had to make in life is...a buck or doe fawn out of..... choice buck or doe from XL and Xtreme....and you change you mind every other minute...And argue both points with yourself.
You might be a redneck...

[allenb]

YES it does. But that is a qualification we all would like to have on our redneck resume. Congrats are in order. Allen

[dcwhitetails]

:eek:reed if you give up yur bed your more redneck than this hillbilly,:D

[applecreek_joe]

Just a picture that explains itself...

[Droptine]

I love demotivational posters too :D

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[Mitch P]

That`s gonea leave a bad taste in your mouth !!! :eek: Steve I hope that`s Texas beef and not Ohio beef. :p

[ZZ Whitetails]

I love the popcorn! I can relate to that! ZZ

[CurtisLloyd]

We were at a rodeo this weekend and i learned how to tell if it's a Mexican bull..... it will have guacamole all over it's rear end.

[Whitetail Sanctuary]

Droptine so is that how u get mad cow disease ?????????????????:eek:

[Droptine]

Droptine so is that how u get mad cow disease ?????????????????:eek:

Yea we tried serving Oprah some Anus burgers when she came down here :D

[Droptine]

I love the popcorn! I can relate to that! ZZ

Then I got one just for you ZZ :D

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[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a red neck deer farmer If You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company!!!

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a red neck deer farmer if You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a red neck deer farmer if You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a red neck deer farmer if You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a red neck deer farmer if You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

[Whitetail Sanctuary]

:confused:Does it make you a redneck if you spent more on deer semen than you ever paid for a vehicle?

[Whitetail Sanctuary]

shame she didn't add those to her diet!

[Droptine]

:confused:Does it make you a redneck if you spent more on deer semen than you ever paid for a vehicle?

Absolutely :D

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a red neck if You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a red neck if you think the stock market has fence around it.

[allenb]

Isaac, You got it big time. Keep em coming. Allen

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

Thanks. Ha ha ha. They are funny!!!

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

you may be a red neck deer farmer if It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

You might be a red neck deer farmer if, to catch rabbits,you hide behind a bush and do carrot calls.

[PaintedMeadowsBJs]

You might be a redneck deer farmer if there are tornado warnings...Your electric goes out and you yell NOT ON WENDESDAY NO RESERVE...grab your lap top thinking you can out smart the storm and can still bid...not thinking about needing your electric for the modem:(:(:(somebody got my deal;)


You might be a redneck deer farmer if you warm milk up on your grill at 3AM 'cause you still don't have power:D

[PaintedMeadowsBJs]

My boyfriend said ....Ya might be a redneck deer farmer if ...your driving down the road... see a beautiful gazebo for sale and someone:rolleyes: states that it would make a great deer feeder...

[Rustyblaster]

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you call home from work to ask the wife how the "babies" are doing and you haven't even clocked in.

YMBARDF... if you do the happy dance in the pen after checking the sex of a fawn!:D

YMBARDF... if you have ever hunted from a stand inside the pen for the ones outside!:eek:

YMBARDF... if your idea of coonhunting is setting an alarm for 3am and firing at the feeders from the bedroom window!

Need I say Guilty, guilty, guilty, and uhhh guilty!:p

[ToddM]

YMBARDF if when it is too hot to go outside you spend your time on Whitetail Exchange.

[IndependenceRanch]

I didn't want to start a new thread just for this so I put it on here. I got this in an email and I got a kick out of it. So true though. I know there are a couple of you who fly or have flown in the past, so maybe you will get a kick out of it to.
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All the dramatics associated with the latest death of the Continental Captain:

Reminds me of a story, years ago, when a Braniff B747 Captain died en route from Honolulu to Dallas. The First Officer made the routine landing at DFW, did the paper work, and drove home.

In one corner of Braniff Operations, a large group of Captains was huddled, all marveling at how a First Officer was able to land the huge aircraft without the Captain's supervision.

In an opposite corner, a large group of First Officers was huddled, all marveling at how the First Officer even noticed that the Captain was dead.

[CurtisLloyd]

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you find yourself wreching on the ground because you tried to get the fawn bottlefeeding done quicker by holding a bottle between your knees.

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

Here is a link to the REDNECK VIDEO i made for all the deer farmer users.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6aNCWHnubo


We want your redneck deer farmer photos!!!
Send me your photos and in 20-30 days i will make another video with he photos tied in.
Make shure the photos are in full size.
My email is isaac@applecreekwhitetails.com

[Droptine]

Nicely done Isaac :)

[T.R.O.]

You might be a redneck deerfarmer if... you and your partner decide to take a ride at night inside the new deer hauling trailor to make sure it has enough airflow to keep the deer alive through transportation.

[CurtisLloyd]

one ride is not redneck that's just being prepared,

now more than one ride and with the whole family, a dog and you argue who has to drive......thats redneck

[T.R.O.]

Thats funny... So Im not the only one who has decided to try it out huh...???

[Rustyblaster]

You might be a redneck if you build a "play house" for the kids ;) about 12 feet in the air right next to two deer pens!:D

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

Enough with the Redneck Deer Farmer Jokes.
I need photos of you in action. The video is not the same without the photos.

PS.I will change Reed69 to Reed68

[CurtisLloyd]

If he changed it to 69 how did you know it was still you?

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

I just made a typo while editing. I will change it for the next movie though

[Reed68]

I've learned my lesson---over;out!

[Isaac@AppleCreek]

Come join the "Red Neck Hunters" at Apple Creek Whitetails this fall.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2661/3727789912_74d6922e79_o.jpg

[Pure Turkey]

WOW,...what a funny post. I think you might be a redneck farmer if you have a "pedigree chart" attached to the pictures of your kids.


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[ToddM]

True Story

You might be a redneck is you lose internet and phone service in your house because your neighbors cow chews through the lines.

[lilcheeps]

Thought I would crank this back up

You might be a redneck Farmer if you take your best does with you to use the car pool lane

[Clearview Whitetails]

If you sleep on the couch and the fawn sleeps in your spot on the bed you might be a redneck.

[Tail White]

That settles it, I'm a rednect!

[lilcheeps]

you might be a redneck if you rush your doe to the hospital to give birth

[Circle J Ranch]

If when your wife kicks you out you choose the Deer pen over the Dog House!

You might be a Redneck Deer Farmer.

[Rustyblaster]

You might be a redneck when you name a son after your best breeder buck!

[richie0033]

When your idea of therapy , is going out to relieve stress by sitting in your bottlefed fawn pen

[Mi bucks]

When you head out to the hunting woods with the other hunters but you score your buck BEFORE you actually shoot it :P

[Smoking_44]

You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you put a tatoo saying "Mom" in all of your bucks right ear.

LOL, too funny
"MOM"...LOL

[Smoking_44]

You might be a redneck deer farmer if you castrate the buck you just shot while hunting and use your "igloo" lunchbox to put his cahones on ice to use his semen for your AI program

[elamwoods]

if you live next door to a henpecked husband who spends days putting up Christmas lights and your house looks like this, you might be a redneck